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[Saturday]

• - Ion is in a relationship with Măria.
• - Măria is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
• - Măria is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Măria and Ion like this)
• - Măria is not really attending the event “Mulsul vacii”. She is actually attending Vasile in the barn.
• - Ion comes to see Măria attending the “Mulsul vacii” event and finds out what is she actually attending]
• - Ion is now single.
• - Ion added Masturbation to his activities.
• - Ion was invited to join group “Beţivanii satului”
• - Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Beţie la crâşmă”. (Crâşmarul likes this)
• - Ion set his status to: “supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat”
• - Ion is now drunk and pissed on Măria’s Wall
• - Măria finished attending Vasile.
• - Măria set her status to: “Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică”
• - Vasile commented to Măria’s status “Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica viitoare”

[Sunday]

• - Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminică” (Popa satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
• - Beţivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminică” because of it’s interference with the event “Beţia de duminică” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
• - Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru’ like this.

[Monday]

• - Măria set her status to: “La spovedit…”Ion commented on - Măria’s status: “Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?”. Măria also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane că eşti prost”
• - Popa satului also commented on Măria’s status:” =))) =)))”
• - Primarul satului likes this
• - Vaca lu’ Măria set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
• - Măria commented to Vaca lu’ Măria status: “Ioi ce proastă îs, am uitat să te mulg. După spovedit vin şi la tine. Paşte până atunci”
• - Vaca lu’ Măria likes this.
• - Primarul satului added “şpagă” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
• - Şefu de Post set his status to: “La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul”
• - Primarul satului is now attending “Puşcăria”.(Bebiţă Săpunaru’ and all his friends likes this)

[Tuesday]

• - Măria set her status to “Watching “fermier caut mireasă”, so fuck off”
• - Vaca lu’ Măria exploded. (Ion likes this)
• - Măria commented: “vaaaaiii…o murit vaca…am uitat s-o mulg…mă omoară tata când se întoarce de la crâşmă”
• - Popa satului also commented: “super, încă o înmormântare pe săptămâna asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa Porno likes this)
• - Popa satului added “Praying” and “Porn” to his activities (Popa porno and Părintele Iosif like this)
• - Popa satului, Părintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]

• - Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Beţivii satului dislike this)
• - Tata lu Măria posted on Măria’s Wall: “Ce ai făcut cu vaca? Te omor”
• - Tata lu Măria killed Măria. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
• - Tata lu Măria is now attending “Puşcăria” along with Primarul Satului
• - Măria is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
• - Vaca lu’ Măria is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)