english anyhoo

Un arab la aeroportul din Heatrow:
−  Name?
−  Abdul al-Rhazib.
−  Sex?
−  Three to five times a week.
−  No, no? I mean male or female?
−  Male, female, sometimes camel.
−  Holy cow!
−  Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
−  But isn't that hostile?
−  Horse style, doggy style, any style!
−  Oh dear!
−  No, no! Deer run too fast !